You Want to Watch Ugly People Cop Off?!

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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One listener has been caught 'mid-passionate ride' by her son - EEEK! Plus Graham and Maria have been enjoying Heated Rivalry, Maria reminisces about 70s Porn, and what's with all the hate for 'Dryrobe Wankers?' Subscribe for new episodes every Monday! To email the show: WangingOn@listen.co.ukWanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:29 Fashion, darling!07:15 Caught "Mid-Passionate Ride?"21:20 No More Wild Nights Out Please...33:30 Can You Steal Soap? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:14.5	Talk.
0:15.7	Everyone gets to that point where you realize why am I here in this club?
0:20.1	Because actually, nothing good's going to
0:21.9	happen I should just be at home in my bed I never really like that speedo face yeah it wasn't
0:27.9	comfortable as a chat show look my gay friends are all again heated rivalry because everyone is so
0:34.1	perfect and they keep saying oh no people aren't like that in real life.
0:38.0	Well, you want to watch ugly people cop-off.
0:44.5	Hello, hello.
0:45.5	Welcome to this episode of wanging on with Graham and Maria Handley.
0:49.7	I am Graham.
0:50.4	And that's Maria.
0:51.8	I am Maria McCurlaney.
0:53.4	In a jumpsuit. Well, it's a sort of all-in-one thing. It's quite annoying to take off when you go to the loo. But luckily, you don't. That stopped a long time ago. I know. I'm a husk. I'm as dry as a husk. Just a few little rabbit pellets to collect in the evening.
1:12.9	Tell me this.
1:13.8	Now, here's the thing.
1:14.8	You probably don't do this.
1:16.0	What?
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