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🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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0:00.0 | Get ready, Massachusetts and New York. |
0:02.1 | I'll be bringing my come-together tour to Mass. |
0:04.6 | Mutual Center in Springfield, Massachusetts, this Thursday, May 22nd, and then Turning |
0:09.7 | Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York, this Saturday, May 24th. |
0:13.8 | Get tickets now at tomsecura.com slash tour. |
0:18.1 | Welcome. |
0:19.6 | Welcome to your mom's house. |
0:21.8 | Oh, wow. Old Towns They ever say what your mom's house? |
0:40.3 | Hold your mom's house |
0:43.3 | Hold's house |
0:44.3 | Your mom's house |
0:49.3 | It didn't breezy listening weekly |
0:51.3 | Download it for fuck sake |
0:53.3 | This shit should be easy Staying to Pete Thompson Gura keep your pants high and white down with disinfected bath wipes |
0:59.5 | just too love and disgust pool they keep right in the house put the same shit you got on and said |
1:04.6 | fuck you in a friendly way laughing till we get up the man dropping clif talking shit mama's in the |
1:09.4 | fucking stands don't get them started. Oh, retarded. |
1:11.6 | Big words. |
1:12.6 | It's worth the list. |
1:13.6 | It's when dick jerks disturbed. |
1:15.6 | You know it, bro, they try to disrespect me in my house and grab the fuck. |
1:18.6 | Grab the fucking remote control. |
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