You people, you people, you think you want the truth.

You beg me for the truth, but I don't think you people are ready to handle the truth.

We're going to find out tonight on theormal 60 News. You're not going to be able to be. Oh. All right, my little darklings.

You want the truth.

You know there's only one place you're going to go on this planet to find it.

There's only one show that's going to dig deeper and find the answers for you.

But they're not on tonight, so I'm here.

Luckily, I brought my paranormal 60 news crew, ladies and gentlemen, recording from the past,

but playing in the present.

Let me introduce to you.

The one, the only, the American hero, the colonel martin vias how are you doing

there dave happy friday friday friday and uh you're somewhere in this party somewhere behind me

i need to find you i need to get you a drink and get you going aboard aboard the

jericho cruise is that that's right going from your state room your your luxurious uh paranormal 60

new state it's my balcony this is my balcony and uh yeah well hello everybody stay safe uh and is that

some kind of fancy fanciful drink I see that you're drinking there?

Yes. Well, you know, since I'm on the cruise, I need to get one of these little fancy.

I couldn't, I told him, hey, I don't need the little tint umbrella thing. Just leave that off.

But yeah, I'm, I'm doing my drinks already. It's fancy looking. Ladies and gentlemen, speaking

a fancy, here he is. The captain, hashtag t-shirt kid, Chachi is with us. What have we got? Hashtag book of the bed this week.

Book of the bed. That was a fast turnaround. Yep, listen, I've got a whole machine shop here now turning these things out by the dozens. And Dave, I just want to know, how did you get Jack Nicholson to open the show for

us? It's amazing. I had to pull some strings. I had to pull some strings. I like to think I do. Can you

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