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The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Pete are back with a particularly poo-heavy half hour. Luke marvels at cats’ theatrics when doing their business, while Pete outlines his dog’s peculiar case of constipation. Luke tries to rescue proceedings by probing Pete’s die-hard love for steampunk.

The pair also reminisce about celebrity visitors at school, with Pete momentarily convinced that the Pope once came to Hartlepool. But one emailer recounts a far, far better cameo than that.

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0:00.0	All right we're back. It's the Luke and Pete Shaw. I do hope you're having a crack in
0:07.7	Thursday. As promised this show dropping into your boxes so to speak at 5 a.m we did we we did it Luke you said you said
0:16.4	ye of little faith said that we were going to drop at 7 o'clock I said five o'clock and
0:21.7	when did it arrive in everyone's boxes five a.m well done us
0:25.0	well done Finn for editing I wasn't up at five a.m I don't know why we're at least
0:28.5	five a.m we've got at least four hours before anyone's up to create to solve any problems that might have with the
0:34.0	with the show we're hoisting our own potards and they're right and center.
0:38.3	The only way you'd be up at 5 a.m is if you would not go to bed yet.
0:41.5	I think you will find, sir, that my new routine and the fact that we do
0:48.8	the ramble a little earlier, I've been getting up very very early in the morning. Thank you very much.
0:53.0	What time? What's your routine now then big man?
0:55.0	Get up at 7 o'clock, and that's an early bird day.
1:00.0	Now I'm not on absolute until 1 o'clock in the bloody morning. I can you know go a better
1:04.8	a reasonable time. Is your kind of as your body clock adjusted now do you reckon?
1:08.9	I can't really sleep past 8 o'clock now. It's got to that point. Even at the weekend, it's not, I've turned
1:16.2	into my right old fuddy duddy in my opinion.
1:19.8	Yeah, well, what's cool about sleeping late though? No, well, yeah.
1:25.0	It's not the night is the morning.
1:27.0	You're not a slacker skateboarder anymore, mate.
1:29.0	You're not wearing a Pearl Jam t-shirt now, are you?
1:33.6	Yeah, but you know those days where you just sleep until like 10
1:36.8	in the morning and you've had like nine hours sleep.
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