Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant.

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I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host.

Jordan, how are you?

Jordan, how are you?

I'm good.

Are you good?

Yeah.

Okay, great.

I need this.

No, you certainly didn't. Hey, two episodes in a row of new places. I just realized that. And this one doesn't get much newer because the one- Has that happened before? The first two episodes, maybe? I would think recently. We've done Hat Creek. Do we do Haddy B's? You're right.

You're right.

There's actually like a long. We've been on a run. Since the end of the year to now, we've had more new places than we've had. Good. Because I'm not going back to Taco Bell. Okay. Ever. I don't know. Let's not count us out here. It just did. Taco Bell has been on the short list

because the boy they keep adding new shit.

Hell yeah!

It has been on the short list because the boy, they keep adding new shit. Hell yeah! It has been caserito heavy and then all like this other. Now they have food hacks ideas. They have, yeah, they have like this value menu thing where it's a bunch of stuff under. Value menu's been around forever, dude. Right, right. But this is a, here about this? This is new additions. You hear about the V-Vos the volume of anything? Let him talk, let him talk.

Kevin, you hear about this new additions you know you're about this value anything let him talk let him talk Kevin you hear about this volume yeah you know about this? Go ahead Kevin you know about this the value they are they are doing a bunch of new stuff but it's all old stuff and they're like guys men do under $3. Oh, yeah, I've seen that actually. I saw an ad for like a subway pocket thing, like a protein pocket thing. It was like $3.99. And everyone's freaking out about it being $3.99. It was like, that's expensive. Yes. That's on the, that was on the list for Patreon people to vote for us to go eat and they did not pick it. Good. He did. I think I saw a comment where somebody definitely did. I didn't. I picked the KFC slot bowl. Somebody said they didn't want us to smell like subway. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't going to go away. And also if we do it, we have to go back to the boss's subway, right? Like we have to. What? But then we're going to go see the angry guy. I actually think we should because I don't know. I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm saying we don't have to. I think there's somewhere in the odds of like a 60% chance that he's not there anymore. Oh, that's actually his franchise. I'll tell you what, he's not at the close one. I hadn't considered that, and you're absolutely right.

You're totally right.

He's probably not there. That's actually... Like he sold his franchise. I'll say, I hadn't considered that, and you're absolutely right.

You're totally right. He's probably not there anymore. Well, because if he's not there, God damn it, there's a way closer one. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Drive all over to the boss of subway. The boss in there. Well, we need our ride-alongs to be longer than 10 minutes. That's true. Longer than the one we did today.

No.

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