You Wanna Be Me So Bad
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week, Big Dipper and Meatball unpack the saga of Dipper’s old green couch before diving into Meatball’s truly harrowing run-in with a car while on her motorcycle (she’s fine!) The two compare notes after attending separate sex parties, debate why firefighters are so hot, and firmly declare burgers as a superior food. They spiral into the ethics of AI (again), somehow tie it back to horniness, and explore the unexpected benefits of a good old-fashioned dry spell.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, maybe we got a wild one for you this week. |
| 0:05.0 | We talk about how I got hit by a car while I was riding my motorcycle. |
| 0:08.4 | We talk about food. |
| 0:10.9 | We talk about sex. |
| 0:13.1 | We talk about our medical degrees and why it took us so long to finally become doctors. |
| 0:19.4 | Doctors Colin. |
| 0:21.1 | Hey, and we listen to your voicemails. |
| 0:23.5 | It's been a wild week of ups and downs and sex every day and fat slut buckets. |
| 0:32.3 | Get your buckets now. |
| 0:35.1 | Enjoy the episode, everybody. |
| 0:37.5 | It's gonna be a crazy one. |
| 0:40.6 | Is that what I sound like to you? |
| 0:42.7 | Call in and do your best impression of me. |
| 0:45.3 | Oh, you don't want that sister. |
| 0:47.1 | I don't want that smoke sister. |
| 0:49.2 | Enjoy. |
| 0:50.6 | Bye now. |
| 0:53.7 | Am. Oh. M. Mom! Bye now M |
| 0:54.3 | Oh |
| 0:55.2 | M |
| 0:56.4 | Mom |
| 0:57.5 | When first choice is a big old bus |
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