You've Never Had Your Prostate So Enlarged : Harold MacMillan | Post War British Prime Ministers, 1945-1979

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 995 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh As a sign of how quickly things fall post-Suez, Britain elects its first openly cuck Prime Minister. How ironic, then, that a man who wasn’t getting any gets ousted by a sex scandal. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Double Up, Ladies 04:29 You've Never Had It So Good 12:17 Buttery Norks: The End of Deference 15:33 Cuck from Birth 21:29 Snakey Supermac 26:40 Audit of an Empire 31:52 JFK and Harold 34:00 How To Catch a Homo 43:20 Profumo Affair 51:05 Undone by Butt Stuff 56:29 Winds of Change Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History. I'm here with Horatio Gould.
0:19.9	You've never heard it so good.
0:21.8	Today we're talking Harold McMillan.
0:23.7	Yes.
0:24.2	We are into part five of our marathon
0:27.1	through the post-war British Prime Ministers.
0:29.2	Girls wear extra pants today.
0:32.6	It's an hour on Harold McMillan.
0:35.8	Double up.
0:36.8	Double up, ladies.
0:39.0	You're going to need a protective layer of pants underneath your normal pants.
0:43.2	The boys are talking about Harold McMillan,
0:45.6	957-1963 domestic policies.
0:48.5	My God.
0:49.4	I can hear the frothing twats from here.
1:11.3	It's like the Niagara Falls. Oh, ladies, if you would, just please double up on your pants. We're about to make wry, witty observations about how old people are those domestic policies. It's one of my favourite prime ministers, I think. Oh, you? I actually. There's a lot here. No, I do. There's a lot here. It's actually good.
1:12.2	And our audience will be fucking grateful for the feed, actually.
1:24.4	More? More! You want more? Less. Slinging bread. Less. You want less. You don't want less. You want more. It's McMillan. McMummy, Lynn.
1:25.4	I think actually... You know how it's so good
1:26.3	as his most famous quote
1:27.5	And that's how I feel
1:29.1	to the fucking audience.
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