Erica, I know that monopoly is like capitalism writ large, essentially.

Like, it's the game of capitalism.

Yeah.

Have you played like classic monopoly in a while?

No, but I used to fucking crush.

Yeah, because you were merciless.

Merciless.

I am, I am just, if Jeff Bezos and Walt Disney had a baby, that's who I am. You have your foot on the neck of socialists

everywhere. I was playing it with my nephews this past week. And some of those cards have not

aged particularly well. Like there's one where it's like Mr. Monopoly. He's at a new at a wedding and it's like

received her services $25 and he's got this angry expression on his face at his hand out being like

pay up to the groom who's trying to like pay him. And there's one that's like poor tax. My nephews were

like what's a poor tax? I was like well it's it's people are poor, rich people have to pay for them.

It's very, it's not, the phrasing is bad.

I did not remember the poor tax.

That is messed up.

Also, wait, I don't actually understand the groom one.

The Monopoly man, like, married them, and he's like, pay up.

$25, I married you.

Wait.

So the Monopoly man is a justice of the peace.

Apparently.

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