You've Got Decisions: My Husband, My Cousin, and a Secret I Can’t Undo
Decisions, Decisions
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🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:23.2 | I feel like there's timeless tattoos. Like, there's certain things. Like, if you told somebody who's live, laugh, love, you can make a joke and be like, hey, I got this two years ago. You know what's crazy? Do you know what I used to want tatted on me? Which I'm so glad I never got tatted. And it would have aged me like a bitch. Bitch, I would have looked 55 right now if I had the... You know the little masks, the laughing mask and the sad mask? Oh, my goodness. Bitch, I... Like, you know, our shit used to be Yenny Yang back then. That shit is so... Or the paw prints. What if I got the paw prints like Eve like I wanted to, bitch? |
| 0:39.5 | Hold on, but we all have one because. |
| 0:41.5 | We all have one. |
| 0:42.4 | And what? |
| 0:51.3 | Oh, my man told me he was like, this tattoo you got on your arm. It tells me the age that you are. No, it doesn't. It's a buddha, bitch. No, no, no. but the style of this tattoos does show I look young, bitch. |
| 0:53.1 | Your suit. |
| 0:53.5 | My Buddha look young, huh? |
| 0:55.1 | It's not the Buddha. |
| 0:56.8 | It's the fact that we got this. You know this. The new tattoos are like... She's trying to talk. Bitch, my shit looks young. Bitch, she gives 35. What is this? Our tattoos gives 35. This isn't the minimalist, cool girl, fucking Williamsburg. Williamsburg, you know they do the tiny tats now. First off, and look at the tiny tats. |
| 1:27.8 | See? Because you got, but... I'm a young bitch with a little tiny ant tats. Damn, this make us look old. Oh, wait. Do we need a cover art? Began or Buddha? Huh? No, we're 35. |
| 1:29.7 | The 30-year-olds still have the fucking tiny, tiny. |
| 1:33.3 | No, and then you know what the 39-year-olds got? |
| 1:36.1 | The tramp stamps. |
| 1:37.1 | I'm so glad I never got a tramp sandwich. |
| 1:39.7 | Sorry for all the holes out there with the trance stamps. |
| 1:43.1 | Them things is. No, bro, I'm so so and my, hold on you, the tribal ones. Them is terrible, man. I would have had to do laser. Hold on, you ready? Do you know what tattoo I used to also want? What? Bitch, a cupcake on my ass cheek. I'm so glad. Bitch, I had it drawn up. |
| 2:01.3 | I'm so glad I didn't put a cupcake on my ass cheek. |
| 2:04.0 | Okay, wait. |
| 2:04.6 | I almost got the stars leading from the neck. |
| 2:07.3 | Not you wanted to be Rihanna and Chris Brown. |
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