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Let's get it to our kick of the week, y'all.

We are going to do the ABC, the Mother Earth.

I looked up these kink slash fetishes that I'm like, damn.

I don't know if we've ever talked about it because what the fuck. So the first one, and I want y'all to guess what y'all think it is based on Latin roots and shit. So acterasty fetish. What do you think that mean? Actorasty. And I don't know if I'm saying it right but that's how it's spelled what's the

a C-T-I-R-A-S-T-Y actorasty fetish all right y'all y'all hos don't know yeah so does the sexual

fetish known when someone is aroused by the rays of the sun therefore someone with this

fetish would love being intimate outdoors or under a large window on a sunny afternoon.

What is the sun connected to acting?

I don't know.

I just thought y'all might know Latin roots.

I don't know.

This next one, though, mind you, the other A1.

I say vitamin D.

The other A1 was way too easy. Y'all would have got it. Aquafilia. Okay. Fucking in the water. Aqua. You know? All right. So this next one, Brontophilia. And this has nothing to do with LeBron J. Damn. It sounds too. It's town too tough. Brontophilia. So that means there's some anal plague on it. This actually, I think I'm a bronzophiliac. I don't know if that's the word, but this is me. So bronzophilia is the fetish when someone gets extremely aroused by thunderstorms. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, I ain't going to hold you. Okay, but I think I'm bad. The way I rub my pussy when it's raining, I'd be like, oh my God, time to like go play with myself. When I hear that goddamn rain and thunder, my whole body shuts down and I just get horny. Why? Because you, your body knows there's nothing else you can do right now.

Right.

You can't go outside.

You don't know what I just said.

So I went to Mexico to get this dental shit done.

Long story short, one of the days, it was crazy thunder.

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