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All right, let's get it to our kick of the week, y'all.

We are going to do the ABCs of Mother Earth.

I looked up these kink slash fetishes that I'm like, damn.

I don't know if we've ever talked about it because what the fuck. So the first one, and I want y'all to guess what y'all think it is based on Latin roots and shit. So acterasty fetish. What do you think that means? Actorasty. And I don't know if I'm saying it right, but that's how it's spelled.

What's the phrase?

A-C-T-I-R-A-S-T-Y. Actor-R-A-S-T-Y. All right, y'all, y'all's don't know. Yeah, I know. So does the sexual fetish known when someone is aroused by the rays of the sun? Therefore, someone with this fetish would love being intimate outdoors

or under a large window on a sunny afternoon.

What is the sun connected to act?

I don't know.

I just thought y'all might know Latin roots.

I don't know.

This next one, though, mind you, the other A1...

I say vitamin D.

The other A1 was way too easy. Y'all would have got it. Aquafilia. Okay. Fucking in the water. Aqua. You know? All right. So this next one, brontofilia. And this has nothing to do with LeBron James. Damn, I've heard this. It's too, it's town too tough. Bronzophilia. So that means there's some anal play going on. This actually, I think I'm a bronzophiliac. I don't know if that's the word, but this is me. So bronzophilia is the fetish when someone gets extremely aroused by thunderstorms. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, I ain't going to hold you. Okay, but I, bitch, the way I rub my pussy when it's raining, I'd be like, oh, my God, time to, like, go play with myself. When I hear that goddamn rain and thunder, my whole body shuts down and I just get horny. Why? Because you, your body knows there's nothing else you can do right now.

Right.

You can't go aside.

You know what I just said.

So I went to Mexico to get this dental shit done.

Long story short, one of the days, it was crazy thunder.

So my nigger wakes up and he's like, damn, that sucks.

And I was like, bro, we're on vacation to do nothing. Now, we are actually in the best place. So we come outside and it's an all-inclusive reward. And you could tell they stress and they'll know what activities to do for people. They were like, oh, they're so sorry. You know, are you guys having a good day? I'm like, we're having a fucking,

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