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Mission To Zyxx

Comedy, Science Fiction, Improv, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The Fellowship of the Legume reunites to celebrate a winter holiday, when they are suddenly interrupted by a messenger.

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0:00.0	Friends, I reach out to you during the exultest of months to invite you to the church so that we
0:08.8	might celebrate the most harrowed day on our calendar, the lighting of the sun, the anniversary of
0:16.3	the very day that wrote us himself lit the sun. By the glorious grace of rotors, the darkness
0:22.7	shall be dispelled, and the days shall once again grow longer. I would have you with me at my
0:28.6	side, friends, as I celebrate this most glorious day.
0:33.6	Sight, warrior, and the day of rotors the sun.
1:01.6	Happy birthday, friends.
1:03.6	Greetings, Ariel.
1:05.6	Dwayne, New York Johnson, it is good to see you, but it is not my birthday.
1:08.6	It is a birthday, too, in that you request?
1:10.6	No, no, no, no, no, Santa's no.
1:13.6	Oh, you're welcome, dear. I'll get you on any wish you want, any wish.
1:18.6	No, it seems to be some of you, in here, it is not my birthday.
1:22.6	But you sent us all an invitation.
1:26.6	I did send you an invitation, but it is an invitation to my ceremony for the lighting of the
1:32.6	sun invoking my great Lord Rodos.
1:35.6	Oh, I'm saying wait, are you not Rodos?
1:38.6	No, Dwayne.
1:40.6	No, Dwayne, I'm quarreling.
1:43.6	Just still pretty dark out, when does it?
1:46.6	Well, guess I didn't.
1:47.6	Ceremony has not yet become Julie's son of growing.
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