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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

You've Got A Fast Car (And A Small Penis)

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

Small penises, yeah, yeah, and blend ladies love them girls adoram evidence for a psychological

0:07.7

link between small penises and what what do you think this study found shame?

0:14.4

No, I don't know if they looked into that or not doesn't say anything that they looked

0:17.3

into it this one was about one of the old ones see I you know the lifted trucks is one that you

0:21.5

see a lot but this one was particularly about fast cars mmm small penises and fast cars but

0:26.1

you know what's interesting about this one is it's whether or not men thought they had small penises

0:31.5

because the way they did this study was kind of interesting they they had two different groups

0:35.6

of men and they tell one group that the average penis size is four inches and they tell the other

0:42.8

group that the average penis size is seven inches so one group was like geez man you know I thought I

0:47.6

was close to average at least they're getting told that seven inches because the actual average

0:51.5

according to this thing is five inches so they're telling one group that the average is actually

0:55.0

smaller and the other group that the average is actually bigger and then I guess we're thinking

0:58.1

on their head like okay why center are right erect so I then I think they think the

1:01.7

penis average is five inches yeah according according to this I don't know yet do we have a ruler

1:07.6

snow cone um what would you say five inches is like but that's probably like that is that five

1:14.6

inches I mean you think less than half a foot just under half a foot so uh so the test subjects

1:22.7

used a slider one you know again you got these two groups the test subjects then used a slider

1:27.8

to determine how much they wanted things like fast cars the subject that we're also presented with

1:32.2

other luggage a dollar bill is exactly six inches who's got one is that true I've got cash on me

1:39.6

I mean hopefully hundreds are the same sizes I got a five okay that's six inches okay okay

1:47.2

that's smaller than what you own up yeah it was yeah is it yeah yeah because we were kind of like

1:52.1

an ass zone there yeah yeah yeah okay just trying to think here geez that seems like that's

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