You’ve been Gaffneyed!
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Pete is back on the pod! And he’s back with a bang. Or a crack, actually…
He joins Marcus and Vish to discuss Kevin De Bruyne’s terrifying (and luscious) return to the Premier League, unwelcome news about Salt Bae’s meat thermometer, and whether Birmingham City manager Tony Mowbray actually came up with Tony’s Chocolonely. We’ll get back to you on that one.
We also have just enough time to reveal the hard honest truth about E.T. and Mark Clattenburg’s imminent new tattoo before Wesley Fofana drives into the studio. Join us!
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