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The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | QCODE

Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Your 3am bedside companion--literally! In this episode, we open up our phone lines in the middle of the night to hear what’s keeping you all awake. To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com! Sign up for our newsletter. Follow us on Instagram. This episode is brought to you by Allstate, Vamousse, Third Love, Talkspace (code: Time) and Ulta Beauty. Plus, Undeniably Dairy. In a special interview segment, we'll get to know cow nutritionist Rosemarie Zimbelman. Head to UndeniablyDairy.org/devoted to learn more.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, in a couple of weeks we're bringing back our favorite annual tradition here at
0:12.2	the show.
0:13.2	It's going to be our Halloween costume contest.
0:16.0	You guys take pictures of your adorable children dressed up like weightlifters or a lobster
0:21.5	and a pot.
0:22.5	Or please, someone dress your kid up like Terry Gross and then we'll declare a winner.
0:27.7	Send the winner a prize.
0:29.2	But the real winner is me and our whole staff and everyone who follows us on Instagram
0:35.0	because isn't dressing up your kid like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the best part of parenting?
0:40.5	We have instructions for the contest coming to our Instagram page.
0:44.4	Just follow us there.
0:45.4	We're at Longest Shortest Time.
0:47.6	And thank you.
0:48.6	Really, just, you know, hoping my ovaries don't both explode looking at pictures of your
0:53.5	adorable little gremlins.
0:54.5	Hey, that could be my costume this year.
1:07.2	It was two o'clock in the morning here in New York City and I was all alone in Stitcher
1:12.4	Studios.
1:13.4	The lights were dim, office empty and I was talking to Amy in San Jose, California.
1:20.6	She was up with her 18 month old daughter.
1:22.6	I'm telling you, she must be a shark because I feel like she's teething all the time.
1:28.6	I mean, there's only so many teeth, a person that, right?
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