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It is Thursday, oh my God, has it been a long-ass day for a glaze dog?

Woke up super early,

started my day with my habits. I'm trying to get into habits. I've been reading a lot about

productivity and about being happier and the more that you can just create a lot of habits that you

and the earlier you can start them so that you don't start every day just like what do I do you just have like a plan that makes you feel good it's the best that's the best way to approach life

is what I'm learning.

So got up meditated.

I can brush my teeth, said hi to Trevor.

Oh, who's Trevor? Let me tell you who Trevor is. Trevor is a spider that I found in my bathroom last yesterday I think I met him. I don't know why but the second I saw him I was like your name is Trevor and I feel a bond with you.

I think I ran into him yesterday was the first time that we cross pads,

cross webs. And yeah, he was just like hanging by my toothbrush holder.

I mean my bathroom is kind of like a fucking nightmare right now.

It's just like shit all over the countertop and I went to grab my toothbrush and I saw Trevor and I just like freaked out and

and he's pretty big too. The size probably like a he displayed out his legs I don't even want to know how big he

could be but like with him kind of scrunched up you know the way he is just the way

Trevor B he'd be about like the size of a quarter. He and he's pretty big.

His body is significant and I don't know what kind of spider he is.

I could probably, I'll probably look it up later.

But I saw him.

I was like, dude, not gonna mess with you.

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