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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Nikki is painting her nails while talking about her potential dinner plans, getting off IG, feeling good for the Joe Rogan Experience and almost crying on set. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. How you doing out there?
0:07.0	Oh man, I am about to start my insane day.
0:12.0	I am, I apologize I'm painting my nails as I record this the mic is like leaning inside of the ice bucket of my hotel
0:20.7	And I'm bending over at my desk painting my nails and doing a podcast. I know this is not professional
0:26.8	But I really don't get paid to do these at least I haven't seen a cent from it.
0:33.0	But that's no one's fault.
0:35.0	I choose to do this. I love doing it.
0:37.0	But yeah, I know this isn't professional.
0:41.0	I should take the time.
0:42.0	But I have no time today to get this done.
0:43.3	None. I have a full day. I'm going to Rogan in a couple hours. I have a makeup artist coming
0:50.8	over here in 40 minutes to do my face and my hair and then
0:58.2	Carlisle's boyfriend Chase is coming to pick me up because I didn't get a rental car and he's going to drive me to
1:05.4	Rogan, he's going to wait for me, and then he's going to drive me over to Andrew Santino's
1:09.3	podcast, Whiskey Ginger, so I'm doing two podcasts today and then and then I might do something
1:16.0	social tonight I think I'm going to dinner with well I have plans to go to dinner
1:20.1	with Kyle Dunnegan and David Spade and his name drop and his lady.
1:26.7	So that'll be that'll be so fun.
1:30.1	That should be a podcast, Jesus Christ.
1:32.5	It'll be just fun to relax and laugh a lot.
1:34.7	I'm going to be so tired though and kind of tired of talking.
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