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I'm Mickey. How the hell are you?

I'm doing pretty good. I took yesterday off.

Thanks for no one messaging me.

Like, where are you?

I guess you all assumed it was Labor Day,

so he gave me a break, or you're just not listening anymore.

It's interesting that like when I don't hear from you I'm like do they not care?

But it's really like you just get it. But then I was like, don't international fans wonder where I am or do they know about Labor Day?

Is Labor Day and International Holiday?

Just looked it up. It is not. It is just a US holiday.

Didn't really know the meaning of it before I looked it up.

I really was like, is it just for people who like to honor people who work?

Like who am I supposed to be thinking today?

And I'm still unclear on that, but if you're out there and you work to make the United States a better place,

thank you.

Seriously, I do want to thank everyone who is, I want to thank the people at my local Starbucks that I go to every day to work at.

They've just, I guess, I know, I don't know when they started letting people inside like a month and a half ago

Inside the cafe like tables socially distant masks on it has been a fucking game changer for me.

I really love working in public spaces on my computer.

I'm one of those idiots at Starbucks that everyone hates.

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