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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Just Live It Out

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Nikki has to return her Benz so she takes you for the ride. She goes over her date, ponders the way men apologize, looks forward to her upcoming trips and recaps her speed dates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.9

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0:18.0

tastes like the real McCoy's.

0:20.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:22.6

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:26.3

It's a U-U-Up.

0:28.4

And it is Thursday.

0:32.4

Wow. Thursday.

0:33.0

Week is corollin by.

0:37.0

I am actually in my carrally in my car right now.

0:41.0

I am driving to return my car that was lent to me.

0:48.0

Oh my God, my dad is following behind me and just got honked at so severely by someone that was really satisfying

0:55.8

to see I gotta be honest so I'm returning my car to the dealership that was

0:59.5

loaning it to me very generously but my time is up and I don't get to drive a sweet Mercedes-Benz

1:06.7

anymore with a dope license plate that says I'm down for 10 boyfriends. So this is my last ride in it but my dad is following behind me and I

1:16.4

guess he's just even though he's not like following me like he knows where

1:20.4

we're going so there was no reason for him to pull out in traffic and he's

1:24.6

such a safe slow driver so that was really satisfying to see him like get honked

1:29.0

at for being like not safe and slow because I'm always the one whenever we drive together that he's like

1:34.0

Jesus Christ and you know he just crawls like he's so obnoxious he he hates my dad

1:41.8

hates expending energy and global emissions unnecessarily so like he won't if there's a stoplight like a mile ahead he'll just like stop putting on the

1:54.5

gas and just like kind of like almost going neutral because he drives a stick and

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