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My chair is creaky, so if you hear like something

that sounds like a wheezing woman,

I guess that's triggering for people right now

to talk about a wheezing woman.

I was like gonna describe as someone gasping for air and then I got kind of triggered myself. But yeah, that's what my chair constantly sounds like. Chairs are everything, dude. I mean like I know that this episode is going to be called Chairs or Everything.

I can already I can already smell the title coming.

I can see Noah my producer rubbing her hands together. I actually can't see that because when we're on Zoom and we're taping these, she puts up a picture of Lady Gaga. Because that's what my producer, Noah, it looks like. Anyway, chairs are everything. I'm sitting in one that is just like as

as soon as you get comfortable in it and like kind of lean back it pulls you all the way

back and then tilts to the side. It likes to be facing the wall if you let it. It's just some I guess it's some piece of junk that my mom got from Goodwill. I bet she could tell you how much it was. She probably spent, I paid 11 bucks for that, Nick.

You know what, that chair, that's an ergonomical chair.

She like wouldn't know the word, you know,

that I'm trying, ergonomic, but she'd call it ergonomical and

economical and but it's such it's such a piece of junk I really if I stay any

longer in this God forsaken house,

and God has forsaken it, because God isn't welcome here.

My parents are atheist.

It's not that he forsook it.

They forsook him.

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