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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- Gently Out of The Ditch

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Nikki is super excited to host Jimmy Kimmel LIVE tonight! She talks about getting out of a ditch at the end of her vacation and gets into it with her BFF Halla about Bipolar & Eating disorders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:23.0

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:26.0

It is Tuesday.

0:29.0

I am in Los Angeles, California because tonight, Tuesday, even though it's Monday here, no big deal.

0:37.0

Tonight I am on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I'm not just on it. I am guest hosting it, which I can't even believe is something I get to do.

0:47.0

And for the first time ever with something really, really big, I'm feeling completely relaxed about it.

0:56.2

Confident, excited.

0:59.6

If you haven't seen people guest hosting

1:02.0

for him the past couple weeks. It's like in a house you're

1:08.1

alone with like you do your monologue literally alone in a room with one guy with one camera.

1:13.1

And so, honestly, the pressure is kind of off

1:16.5

because there's no audience that can tell me

1:19.2

if I'm not doing well.

1:20.4

And all the jokes are so funny.

1:22.7

And I feel like it's, I'm just really,

1:26.4

I worked on it really hard and it was really hard

1:28.9

to make choices about what jokes to do because I wrote, it was good though because I wrote like 20 new minutes of material about my life right now and just like different jokes about quarantine and like kind of my perspective on it which I'm sure you guys have heard me kind of work out through this podcast but I had to whittle it down to only three minutes of jokes and then I have like a three minute piece that I shot where you'll see it's

1:58.1

and it's the thing I shot the other day that I was talking about that I was so nervous

2:01.2

about that actually went really well and there's a celebrity

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