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It's You Up, Hit of Pod with Nickie Glazer.

Let's get into it.

I have so much to get through to tell you today, which I did not see coming because today has been just a weird one.

I feel very lonely. I'm still at my parents' house in St. Louis, but they're not here because they were on a float, you know, a camping trip, canoeing with other couples social distance camping.

And yeah, it sounds like a real like weird sex thing, but it's not. They're just like going with they just have friends. This is just what my parents do. It's just a it's kind of fun. It's I was honestly quite jealous that they get to go do that with their friends.

Even though I don't want to because I truly don't like the outdoors that much, they're fine.

Like the outdoors, they're cool. We're cool. Like we like nod to each other in the hallway,

but we're not like gonna hang out.

Yeah, no, I would just, I used to enjoy camping

with my high school friends back in the day.

I would maybe like to do that. I wouldn't. I'm just jealous. I just don't like to be left alone. I don't like to be alone. It's like, but actually there are parts of it

I love. But here's the thing is that I don't know when they said they were like getting off the river or maybe they just

said they were getting off on the river. Okay maybe it is a sex thing. Okay, I have to rethink everything.

No, they said they were getting off the river

at like today at some point, and they said,

we'll be home by dinner because they usually

tend to give me a window when they'll be home and then they

text me and they always push the window and push the window. Do I sound like the

parent here? I mean this is ridiculous. I'm hearing myself and it's like I have

children in there my parents what's going on

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