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🗓️ 22 March 2020
⏱️ 20 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:03.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast. |
0:07.5 | I cannot believe I just did a whole podcast and all erased. |
0:11.0 | Well, I guess we'll cover everything that I didn't get to in the last one on this |
0:16.1 | one. I hope this one works. I don't know what's happening. I'm bad with technology. Everything's |
0:21.2 | going to be okay if I just keep checking the levels. |
0:24.0 | Luckily I only missed like a 10 minute podcast but seriously like it was |
0:28.6 | fucking good. I revealed a lot probably not gonna reveal as much in this one because I was like, oh shit, you shouldn't be saying that glazed dog. |
0:36.5 | I've been calling myself glazed dog a lot, that's cool. I actually haven't, I just did on the last one and then I just did there and that that one felt like oh this is where we stop saying that |
0:46.0 | This doesn't feel good |
0:48.0 | Um guys I find myself still in St Louis. I hope you are wherever you were the last time you listen to this or wherever you are you're |
0:57.3 | fucking safer than where you were before. My God everything's going on lockdown, whatever. |
1:02.5 | We all know the circumstance. |
1:03.6 | I am in this weird position of feeling like, |
1:08.6 | I don't know, I'm just like living in the moment |
1:11.0 | and I know that sounds really dumb but like I don't know if there's any future of what I'm doing so I'm just trying to have fun in doing the things that I have to do to also prepare for the fact that there might be a future. |
1:24.4 | So mixing fun and work, fun and work, because what if this is as fun as it gets? |
1:28.9 | What if it only gets worse? |
1:30.3 | Uh-oh, well then why did you spend all that time when you could have been enjoying your house and all the things around and your kids and instead of just like worrying about stuff that's to come? |
1:41.0 | You'll regret it. So I'm having fun. Today I woke up super late, almost like, |
1:46.5 | God, you know when you go back home and you stay at your parents' house, maybe you don't, but I feel like a lot of people do still do that. |
1:51.7 | I'm living at home at mine so it's a special |
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