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Hey guys, welcome to the daily version of the You Up podcast.

How you doing out there? How's your Sunday going?

Mine, I'm getting a late start with this podcast.

I was supposed to send this in hours ago.

Shout out to Noah my producer for putting it out.

I'm so, so sorry, it took so long.

I just woke up from a nap.

I don't know, I just couldn't fathom doing this before I took a nap. I don't know I just couldn't fathom doing this before I took a nap. Now I'm out of the nap and I still can't

fathom that I'm doing this. Why is that? I don't know because I've recorded four of these already.

And I get to the end of them and then I'm like what was even why did anyone need that? Nothing you

said was of any entertainment. It was just you rambling about your day.

Because honestly, I'm not really doing anything. My mom just texted me. She and my dad are on a hike.

And they tried to get me to go on one. I haven't been on a hike with

them since I've been home which usually that doesn't sound so bad. Oh you haven't

been hiking with your parents in two weeks? Well when you live with my dad that is something he really

likes to do. He likes outdoor activities. He likes biking. He likes going on

walks. He likes hiking. He likes canoeing. He likes camping. He likes kayaking like he is such an outdoors man. I am always going to be a disappointment to him

It's just like I will never be that for him. I will never enjoy outdoor activities. My parents have a cabin in the woods the one that my mom went solo to

They've had it for 10 years. I've been once in 10 years and I come home a lot and they're always

trying to get me to go out there and it's you know 25 minutes away and it's like their

favorite place. I don't like to be where there's no good Wi-Fi. I don't like to be on the river. I don't like to be out in nature. I want to be on my phone. I want to be able to be alone. I don't want to be I the last time we went down the cabin I was such a little bitch about it because I was even worse than this now I just don't go as opposed to then they used to have to drag me down there and I'd go and then I'd just be a bitch the whole time.

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