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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. It's the hit of Pod.

I'm Nicky Glazer, you know that. How's it going today? My day was going

pretty well up until, you know what know what whatever it's totally going well. What am I complaining about that my air pods got stolen out of the box that they were shipped in to me. Yeah, it sucks.

I don't like it.

It was really something I was looking forward to having

was AirPods.

But I don't get to and WAN, wha, who gives shit it's it is suspicious though because I went out I knew

that they were coming FedEx my assistant they got shipped to my old apartment

because I thought I was going to be living there not my old apartment my new apartment that I don't even get to live in you know the one maybe you don't who cares

It got shipped there because I had to order these fucking I-air pods like so long ago that I thought the world was a different place when I ordered these goddamn things.

So they showed up and she shipped them. They got stolen out of the box. I just like went out to my

front porch and was like so excited. I'm like, wow, they're so light. They're lighter than ever.

I had them before. I found I found a pair in a taxi cab when they first came out it was like such a

God send and then um and then they just stopped working they just one of them was like

very dimmer than the other one and then I had my old assistant bring them into the apple care store

Because I was just like one of them didn't work and the Apple care store told her that it was the connection to my phone was weird and that they couldn't hear a difference.

And I'm like, no, it wasn't the, because I tried them out on someone else's phone and they still didn't work.

So I have a pair that doesn't work.

I got a new pair as a gift.

I finally, they get a gift card from someone that I got free tickets to a show for and

they bought me Airpods.

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