You Up Daily- Backyard Bird
You Up with Nikki Glaser
Comedy Central
4.6 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2020
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the show. |
| 0:06.0 | It's you up with Nicky Glazer. |
| 0:08.0 | Coming to you daily from my quarantine in St. Louis, Missouri. |
| 0:14.0 | This is where the show will be until... |
| 0:16.0 | Is that this person walking through the backyard? |
| 0:20.0 | What the fuck? |
| 0:21.0 | I'm in my parents backyard and there's two kids walking with their skateboards through my neighbor's backyard. |
| 0:28.1 | That's the same trail I used to take to go up to the school that is near here and then go smoke weed on the |
| 0:34.4 | weed on the playground. |
| 0:36.7 | No, we didn't do that, but we did drink beers up there one time |
| 0:40.0 | or five times. |
| 0:42.1 | But, yeah, I'm just chilling in my parents' backyards. |
| 0:44.8 | There's bird sounds. |
| 0:45.9 | I'm sitting by the pool. |
| 0:48.0 | Parents have a pool. |
| 0:49.5 | It's not in session right now. |
| 0:51.6 | I don't even want to describe you what's going on here but |
| 0:54.0 | listen like pools are a lot of work but my parents opened it up every summer. I |
| 0:59.6 | never used the pool after we got it I begged my parents to get a |
| 1:02.7 | goddamn pool I wanted to pool more than anything and then I got it and I was just like |
| 1:07.4 | eh I don't really give a shit like what I'm at the age I got a pool which is 9th grade. |
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