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🗓️ 17 September 2020
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:03.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. |
0:07.0 | Happy Thursday to you. |
0:10.0 | I'm going to bring him right in because he's here joined with me today to just talk about our days, |
0:15.8 | catch up, have a good old time is a puddle boy from the hit podcast, Puddles with Andrew Colin it's my best pal you know him Andrew |
0:26.8 | Colin hey what's up Nick get that sleep out of your eye bro yeah what what is it? What is sleep? No, are I booggers the same can like if you broke down a booger and an |
0:39.6 | eye booger you think it's the same thing? Probably consists of like, yeah, a lot of the same stuff like dust and dirt and skin, like dirt, |
0:51.0 | dead skin. I think that's what most dust is is like dead skin. |
0:55.0 | I wonder though if, is it a booger that comes from the top of your nose or does it come from your eye when it's in the corner? |
1:02.0 | I mean this is probably for it. |
1:04.4 | It's all just like dirt and dust that gets in your eye and then it forms in the corner and |
1:09.1 | God I just, oh on dogs, I always get my dogs out and then I wipe it back into their fur. |
1:16.1 | I'm so gross. Like getting common putting back into guys chest hair. Yeah, I mean you could do that too. |
1:21.6 | I guarantee. Have you ever wiped it smeared it just on another body part and been like, I'll get in the shower later? |
1:27.0 | Yeah, probably when I was drunk. I remember my roommate walked in and I had come on all over my arm and I didn't know because I was hung over from the day before and he just walked in and I was like a freshman in college and he's like is that come and I was didn't you have it on your |
1:45.6 | pants one time too and like didn't know it and someone had to point it out to you |
1:49.0 | yeah I was I was I was I was working on an eight8 million real estate deal. |
1:54.0 | And this guy named Dan Wander, who is maybe 4 feet 10. |
1:59.0 | His legs did not touch the ground when he... |
2:02.0 | His legs when he sat in a truck they went straight they went like there was no bed and he was like this little man and he's awesome I nice guy |
2:12.1 | It's probably it's probably nicer because of it. Yeah, but he was like eye level with my |
2:17.8 | to come on my work pants because I only I thought I got it you, sometimes you think you get come out, but it's like there's something |
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