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You up with Nicky Glazer, happy Monday to you.

I am recording this from a car in case you can't hear. I'm in a car with Andrew

Colin Ari Finling and my daddy Jay Glazer. I'm in the backseat of Ari's mom's car and Ari's driving my dad's in the front

Andrew's in the back with me like we're like brother and sister back here.

Yeah, like, we're like brother and sister back here. Yeah, like twins, identical.

I'll take it.

It's better than everyone saying I look like my dad constantly today after I posted a

picture of us. I mean it's not a bad thing your dad has some

fucking hot-ass legs. They're not saying you have your dad's legs they're

saying your faces look the same and my dad has a 66 year old man's face and I'm a

36 year old woman who needs to find a husband and that's not a good thing to

comment under pictures of myself that guys I might like and might be interested in me might be looking at.

But here's the thing your dad has very good bone structure like I want to bone his face.

I want to bone his face. I want to restructure that compliment. Okay, no, but isn't the true? Okay, this is my whole theory is that if you're looking at a picture of a girl that you like online, right? And then you look in the comments and someone goes,

you look like a man, and then there's a picture of her with the man, and then suddenly you see a thing in the girl that you liked that you now cannot stop seeing.

Is it going to make you less attracted to her?

As a guy I feel like guys look more at the mother and they see how is this woman going to age.

And if the mom is like 900 pounds with like, I don't know, completely let herself go or maybe she stayed skinny but her

eyes started to pop out of her head something weird that's what we look. We don't look and be like, I wonder if, what would you

look like with a dick? Well, I do have my dad's like, like body in terms of like we don't we naturally are pretty fit and like

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