Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for who sucks less.

See the throw hoo you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

It is up to us to determine out of the three stories which one sucks the least.

Now if you have to follow K-I-S-W on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram,

the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less.

And away we go.

We start with a manager at Chipotle.

He exposed himself and masturbated in the dining room of a Pennsylvania restaurant.

Now even worse a female victim quote felt three skirts of squirts of liquid

in her...

She felt that when she got him to leave the table where the man had allegedly been

pleasuring himself.

No, two more times, right?

Awful. So following the incident, the two women went to the local police station to report a sexual assault.

The women, one of whom was a former Chipotle employee.

She detailed an encounter with Kaisim Ransom, the 26-year-old manager.

Now the duo told cops had received at a communal table talking with ransom and other employees

when Ransom began, quote, doing something with his hand. talking with ransom and other employees when ransom began quote doing

something with his hands down his crotch now one of the women said she

saw ransom quote touching his penis outside of his pants for calling that she was in denial and looked away.

Now the woman added the ransom grabbed numerous napkins and placed them down by his

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