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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8816 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2019

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The A&G Crew contemplates the value of taking a date to a certain pizza establishment, which happens to have a rather sad and depressing back-story. Plus, what are the sources of sex appeal?

Transcript

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0:00.0

What to wear on the first date to be sexually attractive and the next time you step in a chucky cheese shed a tear.

0:06.3

It's one more thing.

0:08.0

Armstrong and Getty.

0:09.4

One more thing.

0:12.1

If I'm even told I ought to go to a chunky cheese, I shut a tear.

0:16.7

Maybe I can combine these two stories about your first date where you want to be sexually

0:21.9

attractive at a chunky cheese.

0:24.3

Good Lord.

0:25.8

Too late.

0:30.0

Hey, you want to go to get a little pizza or something?

0:32.7

Oh, I love pizza.

0:33.9

I know a nice place.

0:35.6

I know, oh, it's great.

0:37.3

That's where it will go. You take her to a Chuckie cheese. She's hoping. I hope a nice place. I know, oh, it's great, Zah. That's where it will go.

0:38.2

You take her to a Chuck E. I'll pick you up at seven. She's hoping, I hope he's just so

0:41.7

hilariously ironic. Right. That this is just part of his hilarious thing. No, no, run. Run.

0:47.0

He prefers Chuckie cheese. Nothing sexier than ski ball. He's got the gold club membership. They welcome them right in.

0:55.9

Hey, Steve, what's up, man?

0:58.6

Wow, so be your regular table, Steve?

1:01.3

You still have some tickets left over from last time.

1:05.5

So if you get lucky on the ski ball, maybe you can get this here plastic doodad.

1:08.8

Nice spider ring.

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