You stole my vote and it's going to cost you three fingers from your right hand.
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2021
⏱️ 101 minutes
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This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good!
Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons
Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you seen that most recent video of the cop coming to like try to buy crap from somebody? |
| 0:04.9 | It's so, dude, this guy is so jacked. He's so jacked. He's just like, and he's wearing, I think |
| 0:10.6 | he has like a Punisher's skull shirt on. Maybe he's just starting. Everybody's, everybody starts somewhere. |
| 0:16.5 | Dude, he's like, and then, because they're recording him because they know, it's obvious, right? |
| 0:22.8 | And he's like, no, man, I'm on parole. |
| 0:25.4 | And they're like, oh, okay, no, he's like, you are parole. |
| 0:28.2 | And he's like, he says, no, some, some, some. |
| 0:29.7 | So I killed him and his dog. |
| 0:32.5 | And he's like trying to sell that as his character. |
| 0:34.8 | Yeah, sorry, that just makes you sound more like a cop. |
| 0:43.3 | You killed a dog? Okay, cop. He's just like, let me, you guys got crack? I'm looking for crack. No, I'm not a cop. I beat my wife. |
| 0:52.3 | I swear, yeah. I think I can find it of an intent to you. It's really funny. It sounds funny. And like he, I've never seen a more cop |
| 0:55.0 | looking cop. The Punisher skull. He should have gotten like a Punisher Black Lives Matter |
| 1:00.6 | skull. I think it's like an American flag Punisher Skull type something. Okay. So that's neutral. |
| 1:05.9 | Then you, yeah, you wouldn't know if that was a cop or not. Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:11.7 | Just a patriot. |
| 1:14.1 | Let's say, yeah, wow, this guy must not be a... He loves the actual American flag. |
| 1:16.2 | He's not denigrating it by putting a blue line through it. |
| 1:18.9 | He can't be a cop. |
| 1:20.6 | No, he knows that we know, oh man, this person loves America. |
| 1:24.6 | They must smoke crack. |
| 1:29.0 | All right. |
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