From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

A Zimpick is the weight loss drug, right?

Is that right?

Yes.

You know, the Zimpicks is the big athletic contest that we hold every four years, right?

Looking at a New York Post-Headline, a Zimpick burned off my genitals.

I might have to read up on that.

I didn't know.

I didn't know that was a side effect.

Now, that's a side effect.

Are you familiar with Trevor Bauer, star baseball player, big, strong, good-looking guy?

I played for the Dodgers, couple other teams.

He's currently playing for the some Japanese team.

But he was accused a couple of years ago of raping and brutalizing a young woman.

I remember that.

Yeah, it was a terrible story.

Did he get booted off the team for that?

He was placed on leave.

It's not suspended.

They came up with a term that sounded non-judgmental in Major League Baseball.

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