You're selfish and you never think about sea urchins

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's about time you considered the lowly sea urchin. It's about time you considered their thoughts and feelings, especially since we have just found out they've got thoughts and feelings.

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0:00.0	We're never going to get this.
0:16.1	This is weird.
0:18.0	Hi, Jeff Kanata.
0:19.3	Hi, Anthony Carboney.
0:20.8	Low concern status. Hello. So, so,ata. Hi, Anthony Carboney. Low concern status.
0:21.8	So, so.
0:25.8	Nailed it.
0:26.4	Hey, hey, everybody.
0:29.7	Hey, how you doing?
0:30.7	Good.
0:31.5	How you doing, everyone?
0:35.5	Can I tell you, can I tell you what the issue is, Jeff?
0:38.6	It's your mouth and face?
0:39.9	It's my mouth and face and brain.
0:41.8	Fuck you on your high horse.
0:44.0	My seahorse.
0:45.2	Your high seahorse, which reproduces thousands of thousands and thousands of children at a time.
0:52.4	It does.
0:52.8	Shooting out of a seahorse.
0:54.6	Yeah.
0:56.3	Is it crazy that there's such a thing as a seahorse?
0:58.8	That's crazy.
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