You’re Part of My Sausage

Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

Wells Adams & Brandi Cyrus

Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

We’re a little all over the place this week, but let’s be honest, when are we not. If you’re hungry, we start the week chatting about oyster crackers and soup, then pivot to alcohol and energy drinks. Wells has a PSA for Wordle players, and some questions about the defrost button on microwaves. You get a good batch recap this week, notable mention: Shrimp Gate 2022. Wells educates us on the Sausage Theory, the drama at the Australian Open, and reads some excellent f*ck you very much reviews. Plus, should we go on tour? Let us know! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Theragun — Go to therabody.com/yft to try Theragun for 30 days starting at only $199 Beam — Go to beamorganics.com/YFT and use code YFT at checkout to get $20 off $75 or more Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription. Plus free shipping on every order. Only available to US customers for a limited time SKYN — Shop SKYN.com now and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now

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0:00.0	All right, Peter's taking forever to boot up
0:02.9	Computer you do this every day. What's the deal? Maybe some days computers have bad days too, you know
0:08.3	Does anyone know how to use the defrost function on a microwave? I'm convinced no one knows how to do that
0:13.3	No one's ever successfully done that right. That's a fact of life
0:17.2	I think the buttons don't do anything and they
0:20.8	Put it on the machine for people to be like wow it's got defrost function
0:24.2	But no one's ever able to successfully defrost anything. I think it's
0:27.8	BS and I don't like it microwave companies
0:31.6	Better or just say hey listen, we can't actually we don't have the technology to actually defrost anything
0:38.5	We kind of we've kind of making it up time, you know
0:42.0	For being honest the popcorn function
0:44.7	That's just start with the timer on it, you know, sorry for lying you guys for so long
0:49.2	But you know we're trying to sell a lot of units gotta get a lot of them microwaves out there
0:54.0	We had to play with your emotions about technology. Let's call it a brand that
1:01.0	Ding a ding
1:03.0	Bing bang boom hello yo sup what are you doing?
1:08.0	Oh me I'm just enjoying
1:10.6	Something very underrated that people don't talk about enough oyster crackers wow
1:15.6	They're so bon
1:17.2	So they're just like basically they're small saltines
1:20.3	Yeah, but they're better than regular saltines because they're small. I know I don't like the name of them
1:26.6	I guess they look like oysters
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