You're only opening your Christmas card now?!

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 808 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2017

⏱️ 15 minutes

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A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0	Good dinner party?
0:01.0	Fun, but you definitely blew our budget.
0:03.0	Budgets are meant to budge.
0:05.0	You got everyone a gift, but it wasn't anyone's birthday.
0:08.0	Says the person who gave a coupon as a tip last week.
0:11.0	Have you bought a chandelier for a one bedroom flat?
0:13.0	At least I didn't sublet the couch.
0:15.0	Sex to income and keep it down.
0:17.0	Joe is sleeping.
0:19.0	Studies show our relationship with money is formed from the age of seven.
0:23.1	That's why our expert Barclays team is here to help you take control of your money today.
0:28.0	Barclays, make money work for you.
0:30.1	This is a download from LBC.
0:33.2	Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.
0:36.0	Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Wednesday. Wednesday. I know. I know. The 4th of January. Okay, so you've got to remember these key things. Christmas decorations coming down. Lights off trees. Trees got rid of for the sixth, which is 12th night. and you've got to file your tax return.
0:54.6	God, what a... Is that your tax return, or is that the Christmas tree notice?
0:58.9	Oh, that's... Oh, it's my card. Oh, your card? Oh, right. You've known it yet.
1:04.3	Seriously? Is that my Christmas card to you, and you haven't opened it?
1:08.9	Because when you said Christmas... Oh, here we go. Sorry about this. When you said Christmas card, I thought you meant your Christmas card to you and you haven't opened it. Because when you said Christmas, oh, here we go, sorry about
1:10.9	this. When you said Christmas card, I thought you meant your Christmas card to me. But that's my
1:15.9	Christmas card to you. And you're opening it on the 4th of January. Was it? Oh, right. Okay. Mental over
1:23.1	Christmas. Really, really busy, apparently. So now you're opening it now. Okay, enjoy. Yeah. Where did you lose it?
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