The ducks were quacking. All was well as Derek Jones stubbed out his lunchtime cigarette on the ground and put his rubbish in the bin.

On his way back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty. But why? What had he done? He was racking

his brains and then he saw it. A duck pointing angrily at his discarded cigarette butt.

You don't think you're a litterer, but cigarette but are rubbish.

If you smoke bin your butts, keep Britain tidy.

Relationships are hard, and that's why I'm here.

Hey friend, it's Cammy Crawford.

I'm a TV host, producer, and model living in Los Angeles,

but you may know me from my work on MTV's catfish.

Welcome to my show, Relationship.

The advice podcast that covers all relationship topics.

The good, the bad, and the straight up shitty.

Think of me as your big sister

that you can always trust to give you the real tea.

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IG and tune in for new episodes every Friday. Talk soon, Bestie.

Happy Friday Besties, we have made it through another

fucking week. Somehow, some way, we have made it through the wilderness, all right?

I am exhausted.

I don't know about you.

I literally have been saying, I just want someone to unscrew my head and just like take it

somewhere for a little bit and then return it to me when when I'm ready I need a

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