You're Not the Rizzler Anymore (Episode 400)

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

For this, the 400th episode of Beautiful Anonymous, Gethard talks with a Gen Z law student who's getting ready to pick up her aunt, an 80 year old nun, so they can head home for the holidays. She catches him up on new slang, breaks down the specific horrors particular to each dating app, and then Geth puts her in the hot seat to help him understand exactly when he stopped being cool.

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There's also a "Cellular Technology" tier which is a pay what you want level for people who have disposable income and want to show a little extra support for our show. You get everything at the "Touch Tone" tier, plus a letter of thanks written by Geth and mailed to you. Thank you for using some of your independent wealth to help support our show!

If you sign up right now, you'll find the extra five questions for this episode, which include one of the best worst dating stories you'll ever hear, plus episodes rounding up all of the 5 Questions segments we've recorded with callers over the past few months, AND our first past caller follow up with listener favorite, "Selling Sex Toys in Vegas." There's plent to dive into, and we're going to keep it coming.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello to everybody who has done a thing 400 times. It's episode 400 of Beautiful Anonymous.
0:11.0	One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds bar.
0:16.5	I'd rather go one on one.
0:19.5	I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.
0:28.0	Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here and some of you just love the phone call.
0:32.0	We got a real long intro today. Probably our longest... And some of you just love the phone call.
0:32.6	We got a real long intro today,
0:34.3	probably our longest one ever,
0:35.7	because this is episode 400 of the show.
0:37.7	And we are also launching our new bonus content,
0:40.8	beautiful anonymous plus over at beautiful Anonymous.
0:44.9	You can hear about all of those in the intro.
0:47.9	If you're somebody who just wants to skip to the phone call, I get it.
0:50.9	Keep in mind, Beautiful Anonymous.com gives you the info on the
0:53.9	on the bonus material if you want to learn about it there instead of the intro.
0:57.0	You can also skip about 31 minutes ahead. It's our longest intro ever but
1:01.4	between those two things 400 episodes and launching a new bonus content platform
1:06.2	It's really worth it. So skip about 31 minutes. No harm no foul. Enjoy the call everybody
1:12.1	Hi everybody Chris Gethard here, and welcome to another episode of Beautiful Anonymous.
1:20.0	And not just any episode, a big one.
1:25.4	Episode 400, episode 400 of Beautiful Anonymous.
1:31.5	This show launched back in 2016 and we have
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