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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

You're Not The Real Parent

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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On Today’s Show: I got the WORST ant bite. The Elvis movie is really sad. ASK MY MOM: You’re not the real parent Today’s Quote: “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” —Jerry Seinfeld   Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts   Our Amazing Partners: COZY EARTH Cozy Earth's Premium Bamboo Products Reduce Humidity Allowing For A Perfect Night's Rest. Learn How Cozy Earth Creates It's Lightweight And Breathable Products.Superior Softness. Hypoallergenic Bedding. 100 Night Guarantee. Free Of Chemicals & Dyes. Use code KRAMER40 for 40% off BETTER HELP I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Kramer Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health. Again, that’s BetterHelp.com/kramer Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I don't know how co-parents do it.

0:02.0

I know it's got to be super tricky when you've got a child in your house that's not,

0:06.5

you know, your biological one, there's got to be all kind of rules.

0:09.8

But can you imagine hearing the phrase, it's not your kid, like it's, it's like not your child?

0:17.7

They, she's having a lot of issues right now and one big one has come up because she is the

0:23.1

step parent and is this a legitimate fear that she's going through about the future?

0:28.8

Let's help her decide today with ask my mom. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I

0:34.2

am a mama's boy. You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

0:40.3

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. What up? Hello, welcome to this this podcast.

0:49.0

Today is the 16th of August. We do a daily podcast myself, my mom, about it's just three principles.

0:56.0

Live laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love

0:59.5

my mom, my co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey. I got bit by ants in the most

1:06.7

intimate of areas. Oh, no, that happened. I don't like you've heard of the phrase ants in your

1:14.2

pants and like it seemed like a funny joke and you laughed about it and everybody moved on with

1:17.7

their day. When you actually have ants in your pants, I can tell you it's the worst thing ever.

1:22.1

I don't know. I probably don't tell the story on the radio to because I want to see if this

1:25.9

has ever actually happened to anyone where you actually had ants in your pants. But honestly,

1:31.3

I'm like, it's better today. This happened on Saturday. I forgot to include it. I knew

1:35.6

it was for eating something in Monday's show. Like, what am I forgetting? Yeah, ants in the

1:39.1

pants story. So I, weather is beautiful in Maryland this weekend. The humidity was low. It felt

1:46.0

almost kind of felt chilly in the morning. Probably because I'm so used to being so hot, you know,

1:49.2

but almost felt like smidge like fall day, I say. And so I on Saturday, I wasn't doing a much

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