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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario. Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type! We analyze Mark Davis’s (owner of the Oakland Raiders) fashion choices, introduce Matteo to Leo, and finally, show him some of Christina’s insane TikTok curations.

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0:00.0

This week on your mom's house. Would you rather fuck your sister hold on?

0:06.4

He sounds like Squidward. He's like, well, he said he was playing and then all of a sudden there was just a waterfall of diarrhea

0:12.9

How what's the path like for somebody to go that want to pursue opera? You know like how do you usually you say your gay and then it happened?

0:20.4

Well, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house

0:31.0

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0:39.1

It vibrates it lights up it moves up it moves down. It's really the best

0:43.5

We've also slipped on the lumen leaf and the luxury firm. We all we started buying

0:50.0

These mattresses a decade ago when we were just broke as a joke

0:53.7

But wanted luxury and comfort and sought-fit delivers and boy do they they do in-house setup

0:59.8

It's so easy. They even take away your old mattress for a nominal fee

1:04.5

90-day in-home trial if you don't like it send it right back

1:07.4

But I doubt that because they're just so comfortable

1:10.1

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1:17.2

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1:23.3

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1:25.8

slash the shit for $200 off your next sautva purchase

1:35.6

That's when you're in a good mood. Yeah, you start that way. Yeah, it's true pain pain isn't a good mood

1:42.5

What else is it what you know I'm in a really good mood if there's black people yelling. Hey, I was about to do

1:49.3

Sorry, that's in our private life, too, by the way. You'll watch clips of like people fighting

1:55.8

Yeah, that's how I know you're really in your zone. Yeah, when I wake up and I hear you

2:00.5

You're in the bathroom taking a shit and you're watching people fighting, but specifically black people yelling. Yeah

2:06.6

How do you know when I'm in a good mood? What do you serve about me? You're right?

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