You're Not Graduating
Run That Prank
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🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
How do you tell a student that he won't be graduating due to plagiarism?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.3 | Well, coming up at four minutes after the hour, it's today's strawberry letter. |
| 0:09.5 | The subject is, I caught her in the act and she lied. |
| 0:13.9 | What? |
| 0:15.1 | We'll get into that. |
| 0:16.3 | Find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's |
| 0:22.8 | prank phone call nephew well what you got it's may yeah and when it gets to may it's time |
| 0:30.5 | across the country where a lot of people are graduating all right college high school grad school and this one right here is you're not graduating |
| 0:44.3 | you are not graduate i'm sorry to be the one to be the bearer of bad news but you are not |
| 0:52.2 | graduating i'm sorry i'm so so, so sorry. Cat Dog, if you would, |
| 0:58.0 | I know, I know. It's so sad. Come on, cat. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Travon |
| 1:05.2 | this, please. This, him, who is this? This is, my name is jose of i work over in student affairs how you doing |
| 1:12.0 | today i'm good how are you i'm good listen uh you're supposed to be um this is your fifth year |
| 1:19.7 | here at the university you're graduating and um in the next seven eight days am i right yes sir |
| 1:25.7 | i'll be out of this joint? |
| 1:28.2 | Okay. |
| 1:29.9 | Listen, I'm giving you a call. |
| 1:34.8 | We got a bit of a problem here that we want to try and discuss with you, and maybe we can get you over at Student Affairs and come in and have a meeting with us, but we wanted to |
| 1:38.2 | bring it to your attention. |
| 1:39.8 | Now, you took a, one of your last subjects was English, and you had an English exam with a, you guys are writing an essay. |
| 1:49.3 | Am I, am I correct about that? |
| 1:51.5 | Yeah, and yeah, that's true. |
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