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Well, Shirley, everybody, everybody right now is getting ready for graduations all over the country. Everybody's graduating, high school, college, you know, it's all going down. I've been watching some college graduations, you know, they, man, boy, they got some antics now. They're stepping across the stage and they're doing all this and not, you know, everybody's excited. But this particular gentleman that I'm about to call, I have to call and let him know that you are not graduating.

Oh.

This semester. You are not graduating, young man this semester.

Ooh, who, who, who, who, take a lesson.

Why would I do somebody like this?

Let's go, Cat, dog.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to reach a Trevon.

This, him, who is this?

This is, my name is Joseph B.

I work over in student affairs.

How are you doing today?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. Listen, you're supposed to be, this is your fifth year here at the university.

You're graduating in the next seven, eight days, am I right?

Yes, sir. I'll be out of this joint.

Okay. Listen, I'm giving you a call.

We got a bit of a problem here that we want to try and discuss with you, and maybe we

can get you over at Student Affairs and come in and have a meeting with us, but we wanted

to bring it to your attention.

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