You're Not Gonna Be High
Exploration: LIVE!
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4.8 • 579 Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Ideas Covered:
- I’m writing
- Doing bad in a hobby
- You’re not gonna be high
- Leftover salad
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.6 | Life gets pretty boring when every day's the same. |
| 0:15.0 | Take me on a rocket ship to see the earth from space. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm better to go to my baby. Inside the Inside with the Inside with the mute button is facing your mouth Your mouth |
| 0:37.1 | It thinks that the logo is is facing your mouth. |
| 0:40.8 | It thinks that the logo is such a big deal. |
| 0:41.7 | Right, right. |
| 0:42.6 | It sinks. |
| 0:45.3 | It's like, it's like the side with the logo. |
| 0:45.8 | Right. |
| 0:46.9 | And it's like, you know what? |
| 0:53.7 | The logo is really missable and it means something to you guys and it doesn't mean that much to me. |
| 1:12.0 | You're like, I'm not such a logo girl. And you cheaped out and you made it the same color. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry, if this was blue, I might be more like, oh yeah, I should look at that. Yeah, but it's the same way. But to be honest, it's not really clear though. it It's like, should you be looking at it or should, like, the people watching you? |
| 1:29.1 | Well, hey, you guys. Hey. Back again. Huh. You guys missed. This is what you missed in what we were talking about before. You know what? That shit's funny. Let's just ask Grace if she can put it in and then cut some of that boring part where I changed my headphones. All right. |
| 1:29.7 | We're going to lead this to Grace. |
| 1:31.2 | I really thought that was good stuff. You know what? That's just funny. Let's just ask Grace if she can put it in and then cut some of that |
| 1:27.7 | boring part where I changed my headphones. All right. All right. We're going to leave this to Grace. |
| 1:31.1 | I really thought that was good stuff. Okay. Yeah, it's Grace's choice. Grace's gamble. Gigi. This is a Gigi situation. Grace's gamble. It's like how movies are actually like an editor's medium. that's right and podcasts people don't say that about podcasts. Our podcast is what Grace does. |
| 1:46.1 | Because what we often do when we record, we just say a bunch of words that we're thinking about, |
| 1:52.0 | kind of word cloud-free association, and Grace assembles them into cogent sentences. |
| 1:57.8 | And then uses sophisticated technology to make the intonations match up. |
| 2:02.4 | It's sophisticated. |
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