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Till The Dirt with MJ and Tommy

Cloud10

Society & Culture, Relationships, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week, MJ is spilling all the tea—from glamorous parties to getting her life together in her calendar era. She dishes on what went down at the @threads x Dear Media party with all the reality TV legends, shares how she’s finally mastering organization (and why it’s changing everything), and gives a behind-the-scenes peek at planning Shams’ birthday. Plus, MJ dives into the latest buzz from the Southern Charm Reunion and breaks down all the drama from RHOBH. It’s equal parts chaos, glam, and real-life juggling—just how we like it. Sponsor: Brello: Go to BrelloHealth.com today to see if you qualify! Use the promo code THEDIRT at checkout to get your first 3 months for $133 per month. Book MJ on Cameo: ⁠https://www.cameo.com/mercedesjavid/book⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McGriddles, a new McDonald's breakfast.
0:02.5	So it's maple syrup infused. It's sweet, then it's savoury, because the sausage, you know, and the cheese and the egg. Oh, it's got the golden archies stamped on it too. Make that make sense. It's hard to put into words, but... Mm. Until 11am, subject to availability, fees apply to delivery orders while stocks last. Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we?
0:24.6	From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:29.2	Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me.
0:32.5	A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:37.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now.
0:40.3	We all love a good meal, but there's no feeling quite like cooking one,
0:44.3	whether it's everyone at yours for a Sunday roast or after-school sausage and mash.
0:49.3	Quick, simple, gone in minutes.
0:52.3	One thing brings it all together.
0:55.0	Ah, Bisto.
0:59.0	The original gravy.
1:01.0	Rich, smooth and unmistakable since 1908.
1:05.0	When the gravy makes the dish, make the gravy.
1:08.0	Ah, Bisto.
1:10.0	M. M. Make the gravy. Ah, Bisto. I don't know which Mozart.
1:19.9	What do you call that concerto that is?
1:22.5	But it's springtime, ladies.
1:26.5	It is spring. Spring is upon us. We've surpassed March 21st.
1:32.7	The first blade of grass has passeth upeth through the dirt. And what a more fitting word, dirt. Because I'm just kidding. I don't even know what I'm saying.
1:47.8	But I am in a very, very grateful mood.
2:07.5	Welcome back, my dazzling dynamic devoted dirties.
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