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Hmm. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm dating a man that has a beautiful personality, and we clicked the moment we met.

But there's a side to him that I just saw for the first time, and I don't know if I'm with the right man.

He always smells amazing because he has lots of body oils, lotions and potions that he uses every day.

He uses a lot more than I do, so I used to joke him about his products.

Then one day I had bad cramps and he gave me a hot oil massage to ease the pain and it worked.

I was hooked.

Until one night I got a massage and got up to go to the bathroom and I slipped on the wood floor and almost broke my ankle because I was so greasy.

He prefers to be oiled up and glistening all of the time. He said it is because

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