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Let the mighty go sore.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing. That reminds Getty. One more thing.

That reminds me.

Got an email from a dude we work with who said he knows where I can see some bald eagles in the wild.

So I've got to get my kids together and go do that because I've never seen a bald eagle in the wild before.

This is reminiscent of you promising your kids that super crazy special moon.

It was just the damn moon.

Just underpromising and over-deliver eagles.

Let the mighty eagle so.

Ah, the great John Ashcroft, as I recall.

So we got this suggestion, excuse me, from a listener Rob,

that you ought to have to pass the citizenship test to vote,

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