So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Welcome to your Thursday therapy session

in a place to dump all of your petty grievances with myself, Jennifer, and the star of our

show, our shining bright little diamond pumps. I almost think you might be just a little bit twirked about that.

I think it's so fun to say and the star of our show.

Stop. Our bright shiny little diamond. Zip but you are the star of our show and

my very best friend and one of my favorite people on the planet that's not you know that's

true that is true I That is true.

I know that.

Very, very, very, very, very true.

So listener, this is one of our favorite things to do is to get these voice memos from you because

there is a lot of material out there and we only have those

Tuesday episodes to dive into with a guest but there is a lot of stuff that needs to

be addressed in these therapy sessions that we have a lot. So without further do, let's have

Kylie start us off with our first contestant. Okay, the first one just goes by

Aunt Baby. Aunt Baby, okay?

Oh God, this is a good one.

I have two, but I'll make them quick and you know, do what you will.

First one is when you pay for your goddamn fucking plane ticket, you pay for the

seat by the window, you pay for the extra leg room, you pay just to have that little tiny itty bitty shitty bit of luxury that is left when flying through our friendly skies.

And some chode or some dickhead comes up to you and says,

uh, excuse me, can we switch seats because my little Braxton, Jackson,

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