You're Missing The Gutter

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, prepare yourself. I'm not quite sure what on time of recording. It is my father's birthday
0:05.7	74 years old and if you're new to our podcast you should know that Friday my dad comes on to do something
0:10.6	We call Jimmy Mac reviews the news because he's always kept out, you know
0:14.1	unique perspective on what's happening in the world, but
0:18.3	Today with this birthday. I don't know how this is gonna go
0:20.4	Let's all just buckle up as we get into our Friday show. Hi, my name's Kramer
0:23.8	And I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy
0:26.8	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified
0:30.9	Mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy podcast
0:36.2	Hello, we have made it to the end of the week if you're listening every real time
0:40.2	Hello, thank you for doing that if you're listening you're catching up. Appreciate you doing that
0:45.0	Podcast is based in three principles live laugh love your mom
0:48.7	That means we live our lives out loud we laugh a lot and we love my mom my coach Nancy. Nancy. Hi mom
0:53.3	Hi, honey. I just got back from the dentist. So about
0:58.5	70% of my mouth is working right now. I start just stumble all over my words all over my bars
1:06.4	Forget about you a hole in the side of your mouth. I feel like there's just food over there
1:10.4	I had a protein bar and I like there's still it just feels like there's food. I had to go back in case you forgot
1:15.5	I had to go get a crown put in and I don't know why crowns take two
1:21.0	Sessions but they do so
1:23.7	I went in February and I supposed to go back three weeks later, but the
1:27.7	Things just kept happening like one of the days of the day that Kiki fell and so that got pushed back and then I forget something else happened
1:33.8	I couldn't make it so I finally got it done today
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