“You’re Lying If You’re Not Watching the Super Bowl” | The Carton Show with Chris McMonigle
WFAN Daily
Audacy
3.8 • 794 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Craig Carton unloads on fake Super Bowl outrage during a fiery rant on The Carton Show with Chris McMonigle. From people claiming they’ll boycott the halftime show, to debates over whether this Super Bowl matchup is “sexy,” Carton says everyone needs to stop lying because we’re all watching anyway. Plus, takes on Bad Bunny, halftime politics, boring matchups, NFL hypocrisy, and why the Super Bowl is still king no matter who’s playing. Classic Carton unfiltered radio at its finest on WFAN.
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