You’re jealous and it stinks

Closet Confessions

Charlie Perry

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Sarel makes it clear the type of person she finds the most annoying and Candice is reminding us why we’re not owed any information about… anyone.

The girls discuss why you must be shameless in life, why they’re sick of the public villainising women’s sexuality and they advise a cousin who’s been told to teach their young son about shame.

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0:00.0	Hey guys I'm Candies and I'm Sorrell and you're listening to Closet Confessions.
0:09.4	If this is the first time you're listening to the pod the simple premises myself and
0:12.9	surreal gather in my closet so we can get some things off our chest and you can
0:16.6	get some things off of your chest too but first girl you know we got to do yeah yeah
0:20.7	these are my confession just when I thought I said all I could say my
0:24.8	chick on the side says she got one on the way. These are my confession.
0:28.6	A.
0:30.6	A.
0:31.6	Yeah. I'm gonna
0:35.0	confection come
0:37.8	com vision mmm screen
0:40.0	screre
0:40.8	yeah
0:41.2	you're mr So I bring a bit of Jesus in bitch.
0:45.8	Right.
0:48.8	Do you have a confession?
0:50.3	I do.
0:51.3	Sorry.
0:52.3	Sometimes we do a little bit of foreplay.
0:55.0	Jump straight in.
0:58.0	My confession is, um,
1:00.0	Candice, name me someone who is more annoying and irritating than a manual car driver.
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