You're Going To Chicago To Drink A Beer? Yeah
The Rob Gucci Show
Rob Gucci
4.9 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, y'all, we're live. Welcome in to the Bob Gucci show. I'm Rob Gucci. |
| 0:13.5 | Look, we're going to do a morning episode today because I have to go to Chicago for a very important event. |
| 0:22.9 | Most of you know this already. |
| 0:24.7 | Actually, I don't know. |
| 0:25.7 | I don't know how many of you listen to both HB3 and RGS. |
| 0:29.9 | I think there's some pretty good overlap there. |
| 0:33.1 | There's some pretty good overlap there, but we were accused of stealing a phrase from Dana Beers. |
| 0:39.3 | And we're going to go settle this like men face to face at Barstall, H.Q. |
| 0:45.0 | And my mom was asking me, why are you going to Chicago? |
| 0:49.5 | And I said, I have to go drink a beer. |
| 0:53.2 | And I don't really know how to explain it to a woman in her 60s how things like this come up. |
| 1:01.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:02.6 | Like, I'm sure that my mom thought one day, like, I'm going to go to college. |
| 1:08.1 | I'm going to get a good degree. |
| 1:10.2 | Maybe I'll be a dentist. Maybe I'll be a dentist. |
| 1:11.6 | Maybe I'll be a doctor. |
| 1:16.6 | I'll meet a nice lady. |
| 1:19.1 | I'll buy a house for two or three percent interest and I'll settle down in New York and we'll have a couple kids and she'll babysit the kids when me and my wife need to get |
| 1:28.0 | away. |
| 1:29.7 | Just fucking throw each other through the headboard in Aruba and then we come back and I said, |
| 1:35.2 | how was the kids? |
| 1:35.9 | And she was like, the kids were great, except one of them won't stop vaping in the house. |
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